Origin Story: Classified
Crime Scene Coffee runs start to finish on one woman’s undercover work, and your morning cup has her to thank. She works tirelessly to fight the forces of bad coffee so you can sip easy.
There’s not a lot on file, but take a moment to learn about the woman behind the roast: Private Investigator Hilda Ristretto.
Featured Product
Featured Product
Bourbon Aged Coffee
This limited-release suspect spent four weeks undercover in a freshly emptied bourbon barrel, slowly absorbing notes of caramel, oak, and whiskey before being roasted to perfection.
Crafted from 100% Arabica El Salvador beans, this roast delivers all the character of a fine bourbon without the alcohol. The result is a rich, smooth cup with bold bourbon-barrel flavor and a finish that lingers long after the case is closed.
Bourbon Barrel Reserve is a medium roast coffee.
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Consider yourself a person of interest.
You've been spotted at the scene, and the evidence is hard to deny. Show your allegiance to suspiciously good coffee with the official Crime Scene Coffee tee.
Whether you're working a case, chasing leads, or just fueling your caffeine habit, this shirt lets everyone know you're part of Hilda Ristretto's inner circle.
Wear it proudly. Keep your alibi ready. And whatever you do, don't spill the beans (or do 😉).