Origin Story: Classified
Crime Scene Coffee runs start to finish on one woman’s undercover work, and your morning cup has her to thank. She works tirelessly to fight the forces of bad coffee so you can sip easy.
There’s not a lot on file, but take a moment to learn about the woman behind the roast: Private Investigator Hilda Ristretto.
Featured Product
Featured Product
Bourbon Aged Coffee
This limited-release suspect spent four weeks undercover in a freshly emptied bourbon barrel, slowly absorbing notes of caramel, oak, and whiskey before being roasted to perfection.
Crafted from 100% Arabica El Salvador beans, this roast delivers all the character of a fine bourbon without the alcohol. The result is a rich, smooth cup with bold bourbon-barrel flavor and a finish that lingers long after the case is closed.
Bourbon Barrel Reserve is a medium roast coffee.
Suspect Lineup
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PICK YOUR BEAN TYPE, CLICK “CUFF ‘EM,” THEN MAKE YOUR SELECTION WHEN PROMPTED.
Put together your own line-up of suspects — five 4 oz bags, any coffees you choose. Whether you’re gathering evidence on your favorite roast or interrogating a few new ones, this bundle lets you dig deep into the case.
Choose whole bean for the raw truth or ground for a ready-to-confess brew. Perfect for taste-testing, gift-giving, or keeping your mug full of alibis.
The Deal: 5 sample bags for $27 — mix and match to crack the case.
Individual samples are sold at $6 under their respective suspect listing.